The new Mazda 3 hatchback: if the muffin top was a car.

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 06/21/2019 at 23:00 • Filed to: Model bloat

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BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/21/2019 at 23:12

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Dumb thicc. 

I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 06/21/2019 at 23:18

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Dumm y thicc

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker 06/21/2019 at 23:27

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T H I C C as the milk shakes that bring the boys the yard.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/21/2019 at 23:37

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Are you saying I look fat in this car?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 06/21/2019 at 23:38

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That’s a catfish photo!

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/21/2019 at 23:39

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I like it... 

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 06/21/2019 at 23:40

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Who doesn’t like some curves?

Ash78, voting early and often > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/21/2019 at 23:42

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LOL whatev, that’s a BMW X2

fintail > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/21/2019 at 23:55

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I hope these have standard blind spot monitoring.

Alfalfa > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/22/2019 at 00:06

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They've always had the wide hips, just not as well defined anymore. Age will do that to you, I guess.

promoted by the color red > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/22/2019 at 00:50

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Hey, that’s the most delicious part of the muffin. 

LimitedTimeOnly @ opposite-lock.com > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/22/2019 at 07:20

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So much blind spot.